That's it. I found it. The best garment ever.

It's on Amazon. It's called 

 

Women's Short Irregular Long Cardigan Jacket Vest Size

 

I mean it's everything!

 

And the product description rocks too:

 

Source categories: Spot goods
Whether the inventory: Is
Stock type: The entire single
Whether Hooded: Not even the cap
For ages: Adult
To apply a gender: Female

 

:)

 

http://www.amazon.com/Womens-Short-Irregular-Cardigan-Jacket/dp/B00KBP12BK/ref=pd_sbs_a_7?ie=UTF8&refRID=0P65PP3H3Q958CRAJGMS