Misreading...
For some reason I misread stuff a lot. Maybe it's a type of dyslexia...
My latest:
Saw: Napping improves stamina, boosts creativity, reduces stress, increases productivity, decision making ability, sex life and much more.
Read: Nothing improves stamina, boosts creativity, reduces stress, increases productivity, decision making ability, sex life and much more.
Was very sad for a moment about the dismal state of things, but then fortunately re-read the sentence. The sun shines again. Just need a nap now. :)